This Girl's Voice
Thursday, February 20, 2003
••how low can you go••
a tight-frame closeup on a late 20-ish brunette woman, mascara tears streaming down her face, a red inflamed nose, a cheap ill-fitting cowboy hat perched atop her noggin, distraught yet indignant as she looks into the camera, chin jutted up and out, voice quivering, each word, measured and deliberate, as she declares in a texas twang:
“i spent 9 and a half months in and out of hospitals.
had i not looked up and realized that the channel was on some new contestant show called “Are You Hot? The Search For America’s Sexiest People”, i would have sworn i’d been listening to a rerun of an hilarious skit from Saturday Night Live.
and please take a moment to send some props to the fine expert judges.
posted by voxpopgirl | 2/20/2003