Animal Farm

Once the minority of [the] House and Senate are comfortable in their minority status, they will have no problem socializing with the Republicans. Any farmer will tell you that certain animals run around and are unpleasant, but when they've been fixed, then they are happy and sedate. They are contented and cheerful. They don't go around pissing on the furniture and such.
-- Grover Norquist, rightwinger and president of Americans for Tax Reform, gloating to the Washington Post's Richard Leiby, November 5, 2004